Fixes fragile system integrations, server connections, and more.
The only duct tape with “API Glue” scent! Perfect for holding together even the most fragile integrations between your alumni platform and corporate IT systems; also fixing broken dashboards, and API docs.
Apply liberally to any server rack, dashboard, or stubborn API documentation. For best results, chant “please work” three times.
Shipped in a roll with a warning: “Do not use on actual hardware (unless you’re desperate).”
